a phaser set on stun: lacaterpillar: nuditea: i think i am the only person in the world who...
i think i am the only person in the world who genuinely enjoys small talk. i don’t see what’s so awful about making a tiny, fleeting connection to a stranger by bonding over something easy. why are you so obsessed with cataloguing everyone’s deepest secrets? why…
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.

